insomnia and insanity

Well i've just about dropped my resume and spoke to pretty much every manager in town, still nothing so far but fingers crossed. So friday I decide fuck it I havent sunk some beers in a while so i go to the best liqour store in town ( haha found it in 2 days of been here). but yeh get a 15 case of cheap bow valley larger shit 7% but tastes good better than carlsberg or keystone. slink back to the hostel, sit in the common room watching movies and the office till 4am and ive drunk all 15 aha. Then next day wake up feeling fresh go on a hike round some mountains along the river, then say fuk it again get anouther case. Go back chill in the common room till 7:30am and relise ive lost my casio so i search all over, outside too and the toilets no where. I tell the office if they can keep an eye out for it. Next day Im sad real sad, my casio has been an old freind to me every time I look to see the time i carnt help but think of john candy in planes trains and automobiles haha. But yeh i decide to go wandering about town and go to the library for a bit. Go back to hostel ask if anyones found it, nope. So i say fuk it again head out come back with anouther case and sit in the common room watching the walking dead new episodes. This case managed to last me 3 days, 3 days of solitude and sorrow. By the 3rd day i had assigned the casio to the realms of the party cup. But on the 4th day i woke up pretty early around 9.30 for some reason and i hear the alarm on my casio, so im searchin for the sound track it to my backpack and empty everything in it on the floor and then there in the bottom it is. Carnt even explain how much happiness and sound i was feeling the entire day was great.

Lot of reading and no pics sorry, if you made it thru im proud of you.

Still no dice on the job frount, but we shall see. If no one hires me im just gonna go round everywhere i applyed and bitch slap them with my casio, then say whats the time bitach aha.

till next time. and there will be pics next time too, and enevitably more funny happenings.
later bitach

Hopping Cities and Sinking Beers

These are the only pictures i got of toronto. New years eve was funny, i was wasted. Went to city hall to see some fireworks with some people, so busy i was stumbling around falling into people haha. They all looked horrifed, got lost in the crowd, dont remember seeing any fireworks but i know i was there aha. deceided to head back to the hostel i get lost walking back then these 5 badmen crowd around me and are like give me your bag. So i think ive only got one beer in there and my camera, ipod and webcam. I have insurance so i think fuck it theres 5 of them and one wasted me, not worth getting beaten up, stabbed or shot over a duct taped ragged backpack. so i had it over and go back to the hostel. keep gettin wasted and past out on the couch haha.

The new years beer stitch

Decided i'd have enough of city living, its good for a while but it annoys me after a while. Countrys were its happening. So hopped a greyhound to banff took pretty much 3 days, was so sick got to see the forests and lakes of northern ontario. Tons of moose tracks but didnt see one which is a shame. Then saw the flats of manitoba and saskatchewan, was crazy in winnipeg we had a 4 hour layover to swap busses, go outside for a walk its freezing look at this clock with the temperature on it and its -43. Lookly i bought thermals before i skipped toronto, forgot to buy gloves tho haha, my mustash freezes with ice on that was wild. Then got out of the flats and up onto the rolling prairies of west saskatchewan and alberta. Leave calgary and start climbing up into the rockie mountains to banff. Get in at 9 30pm, walking through town to the hostel and its -31 freeze stash again. It was a enjoyable bus journey, i didnt have anything to do but look out the window and watch the scenery change.

This is where im at now, surrounded by mountains so sick. The hostels awesome got a bathroom in the room with a jacuzzi big pimping, got a fireplace and tv in the room too and can see mountains for my bed next to the window. 6 bed room but theres only me and one other person in it. Was coming back from safeway where i got 3 cans of soup for $5 bucks, got 2 sausage and chicken gumbo and 1 southwest chicken. Anyway going back and see these 2 deer just walking about town haha chilling. Been on serious job mish too, hopefully i get this one at this ski/snowboarding and hiking shop. Not buying any gloves till i hear about that job cos then i'll get discount haha. found the best liqour store too, today i got 15 cans of 7% beer for $16.25 buzzranger price
Gonna buy a snow rage once i land a job, trek up one of the mountains and build some take offs. serious bussiness.


My brothers been emailing me pics of him messing with my dad, which im starting to miss doing. Also he's been telling me about all the funny, this is the latest antics he's got up to.

He went to a curry house last week that said bring your own beer (as they didn't have an alcohol licence), so he took down 4 cans of Fosters, then when he walked in they asked him if he wanted one of their beers. He started swearing and then said yes and had to walk back outside to put his cans in the car, he was still swearing when he came back in. Then he sat down and started smiling at everyone. It was well funny. Also on the same day we'd gone to Wrexham so I could buy a new race suit, he went into the toilet in the shop. The when he came out he said he'd done a shit so big it was a double flusher and it absolutely stank, Mum kept telling him to shut up but he kept going on about it and how the guy who went in after him gave him a funny look.

Till next time later bitches

Badass BITCHES

Well alot of shit has gone down since I gave up on updating this thing. Lost two jobs one for been too wild and the other because I didnt want to make small talk with MTB nerds. But now i live in canada which is sick as fuk, hanging around with this canadian guy that looks exactly like ozzy osbourne. Ended up riding his girfriends extra bike that she has here at the hostel with them drunk going to their apartment to play guitar. End up crashing into ozzy haha his kickstand fell off, but i have duct tape in my back so i duct tape the sucker up and carry on get to their place he's got like 20 guitars acoustics electrics even a 78 gibson sg. Plug in and start jamming with him his girlfreinds past out amps on full blast, shit falling off shevels and shit. He's so sick like just ripping the sucker up it was insane. crack open a few cans and smoke some weed, jamming till like 3am then i ride vera's bike back find my way no problem which is wierd like 30 min ride back.

Last night was just gonna have a chiller, bought a big can of colt 45 and a 40oz of olde english. went out to the patio bit to get some fresh air, and he's there playing pool with his freinds. It was his birthday so i chill with them, then they say i have to come out with them so i thought fuk it. End up at this bar with karioke in the baddest ghetto in toronto. This 60 year old guy starts talking to me, tells me he shot his brother because he was raping his sister right infrount of him haha splattered his brains out, spent 15 years in jail because of it. haha he was sound tho. later on this guy with track suit bottoms up to his chest starts of ozzy cause he kept knocking him when he went by, but they work it out and its all fine. Then as im in the toilet go back out dont find them so go outside and this other guys started on him for supposidly doing something to his girlfreind. We retreat into this ally way with a fence vera's telling him to fuk off and that, he tries to get in but vera just kicks him in the balls 4 times. Then his freinds drag him off and he tells ozzy next time he sees him hes gonna kill him haha. we try to get back in the bar but they wont let us in. So we walk to his freinds house near by and its a full on crack/meth den, but they were freindly enough then its half 3 when vera gets paid so got to atm she gets cash and we go to buy crack not me but im with them just so i can get home. ozzy spills this guys crack all over street he gets pissed off so we got up to the pissed off guys apartment projects. they get some more crack and sort it out. I see the dealer pull this knife from his back and puts it in a draw, we leave a bit after standing around on this corner were all these other shady guys are waiting for a taxi get one and go to their place. I leave at like 3 then get lost on the way home and end up miles away but i see the cn tower so walk to that get back to the hostel at like 5 30 haha. A wild but funny night.

Got a skype job interview on monday for a place out in jasper alberta serving food and beverages, gonna nail it man. Place looks too sick they even have a phone up booze store, just phone up tell em what you want and they deliver it. If i dont get the job im still gonna go out there or that area since its easier when you apply in person. Gonna get some serious snowraging done there too, moutain snowraging thats the hot thing. fuk pussy hills haha. A long read, god damn well done if you made it through. Merry Christmas and a happy new year shame i wont be around to party this year, but i'll party for you if you party for me ahaha. Kinda nice updating again. There will be more, try and take some pics of my own if i figure out how to use this new camera. Keep your eyes peeled for the Kicked up a knotch snowrage vid, its coming. till then keep watching the skies.

oh shiateeeeeeee

Been fuking ages like. On the hibernation/disappering mish, think soon i'll reappear tho. Alot of shit has gone down seems like a shit rivers running through at the moment, But with rivers come gold if ur lucky. So im holding out. Bought a roadbike since i get them cheap now so been on missions with that a bit and walkin mishes too. Found my favorite field ever the other day had a sick tree house in it too, sloppy cow pat all over but fuk it. Been doing quite a bit of riding too which is good, since i dint really ride all winter. Seems like other old people are coming back to it too.

Almost feels like old times which is sweet.

Also been doing tons of mining reasearch far too interesting. Gonna just start diggin my cave/mine again soon found the best location. I guess juston and jono are livin it up in texas at the mo and might be extending there trip for anouther month the lucky dogs. Im on the saving mission now, gonna get away from this place as much as i can if not forever. This shit rivers a blessing in disguise made me relise how waffer this place is. It swallows your soul and never lets u leave, its nice and all but i can think of 10 million places id rather be. So i guess this shit rivers got me flowing.

Sick shack that man. Had the weirdest dream today drempt that colt fake had died, an i was in orlando riding and partying with all the banned bmx lot to celebrate colt. Was fuked woke up thinking it had acutally happened.

Best fuk fancy tricks, just blast it and ragdoll it. Been listening to alot of blues and this sort of stoner metal sort of think i think it is dunno but its rad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_en6CMpRmBU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKcvPwHyJpo

Also watch Cadillac Records its a cool film and watch all the trailer park boys, bubbles kicks ass.

Little Walter best harp player ive ever heard.

Digging Rehab

The new line is finished now last sets a beast taller than me by quite a bit haha. Now were on fun line. Allat had a dece idea of making a full on start for it off one of the existing rollers, hes been puttin work in too dialing in his spade skills ready for the enevitable claying season which takes its toll on ur hands and wrists.

Looks sick working up near start, when u look at all the jumps.

getting mazed

I mod'ed my spade since allat bought one and the come with shit foot tabs on now so u carnt pack with em. This ones gotta last

Solo mish's are sick, scary when everythings thawing out sounds like someones creeping up on u. I probs wont be seeing most of u for a while, less it gets dry.

So have a good rest of winter, farewell.

Happy New Year

Well had a rate shit week last week got my window of my car smashed dint even steal owt the cunts, axe broke first day of using it, slipped on ice and got this huge lump were my tail used to be causing me to walk like a rate ronson. But shit happens i guess cud have been worse, managed to scam pease's of garforth to give me a new plastic axe that cost £10 more but i got it for price of the cheaper one aha. Anyway enough about shit. The woods are looking too sweet, we've nearly finished the new line just one more takeoff to build. Shit looks to sick down there get mazed out in some points haha.

90 hip beast. Take off needs widening like and still need to pack and shape the tranny of the landing so it aint a flat bank haha.

The new spine racer tech thing after 90 hip

Mazed

Gonna make a tunnel in summer me. Been raging Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 to fuck, i mod'ed it so its even sweeter. Ive found its alot like building trails except you dont take off, you just go up down and around ahah. The woods this year are gonna be so sick everythings been stacked and mod'ed if it was been a bitch last year, come down in summer got a beast of a bbq idea and make some S.A.W bbq sauce haha. No trail kill, only trail chill.

Lucero are too sick

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