Grip Hand and Broken Wrists

Finally got a little rain the other week so we started packing and smoothing, im gonna really have to be arsed to go buy a water butt. No leaves, No water= Desert. Guess its not too bad tho syked to test the jumps then if they dont work so good can change them wen the enevitable spring rains come. The woods are slowly getting greener tho which is rad just wish the trees came on first

haha guess my photocatcher doesnt like to look at the sun. GDC Adam Zacharias Wright is making a t-shirt. Gonna look like this but better because the colouring was done by me on MS Paint. Colouring is really fun.

Shud buy one tho just for the crack or to look big chilling ahaha. The weather is ment to be really decent all week so some of the trails will be gettin run in, come up on weekend for chill or ride or help dial or all three. Some of micky sud be riding soon all of its ment to be done by beggining or may, lets just hope its not as slippy as wakey. Fuk That Place.

Its April fools day tommorow i think. Just remember u can only rage the fools till 12 then after that the fool is on u. which wud be ashame if its a really good funny fool.

Monolith

Some funny stuff has been happening recently. I passed the driving test which is sick. Friday nite was funny drifting from one house party to the other on the same street as the first one sort of got busted by policia, then on way back to jameses to get the steed find some kid wasted on the floor. So were like u alrite son and hes like nooooo...i think....ive...got ink...poisoning haha rekon by that he ment alcohol poisoning and he said hed rung an ambulence which is pretty crazy because he said he just wanted to go home and he lived just round the corner lazy cunt.

Before Saturday

After

Sunday i was up at 5am because had to drive the parents to the jet port. Pretty weird driving back on your own, wen u have no clue were u are. Ended up going down some closed off road. i knew it was closed off but i did it anyway. Then later missioned it with codjohnson and built the Last Take off Monolith yesssssssssssss.

Spring is definatly here now floors gettin green and its been quite warm a few days windy but warm yeh warm. The wheelbarrows out of action after been used for 6 barrows haha. Need some sturdyer rod.

Hahaha Ron drove up today. parked were normally do, then wen reverse out theres something on the wiper so get out an its a note goes like this " oi knobhead dont park in front of the gate :~$ " guess from the crosser people that use feild over the motorway. there just not man enough to rally it over wooden blocks aha.

Then decide to go check micky park out. Wasnt expecting much, something like garforth u know. Holy Fuck parks gonna be the best one in leeds no doubt. better than wakey i rekon. The bit they have done is like one big bowl but like hips and shit all over so many lines. I'll stealth some pics wen i go up next. Just hope it isnt sketchy wen its open in like 2 months i rekon but it is micky. Just Rage it anyway. Rightious a sick skatepark down the road.

Get Buzzin and dialing bikes and mud

Dizzy Head & Shaking Limbs

Ron rallied the wheelbarrow up to woods this weekend, so finally got one just as were on the last set aha. Had to rig the wheelbarrow tho. Operating an angle grinder with no eye blockers and a weird dizzy hangover isnt the best thing, but now its rolling on a parasol and gaffer tape y'all big pimpin, tyres bullitproof.

The new take off Ron Jeremy's Bush Diver

Skinshredders these things. Pulled a 50ft one from a tree the otherday so that i cud climb it but i cudnt reach the next grabber and started laughing so dropped off. Solo mish on sunday weather was insane. Like full on hurricane storm, then blue skys sun and warmth, then freezing with hail stone storm and back again. Hopefully this pretty shit winter will mean we will have a summer like we used to. That wud make my year. Did some packing and started work on the second to last landing.

Done quite alot to say we havent used a wheel barrow or dug any side holes. Still alot of work to do tho getting everything packed and more mud on some bits ect wen u think about it. Its loads but wen ur doing it takes no time at all really. 3 more weeks i rekon, found best place for the cabin aswell.

Got the old automobile test tommorow aswell oh shit. just hope i dont have a panic attack haha. If i pass and if i get a car or something straight up spray paint it or nitromors it.

Go Explore somewere with out concrete

God Damn Spring Sickness

Haha well friday night was pretty eventful from the bits i remember. damn whiskey. Kai gettin fuked in like 5 minuets haha then riding the bike pile and later on hes in hospital bad shit. Got some sick spiderman tatoos aswell. I rode home again solo mish this time, such a rad ride dead so u can do anything. Somehow ended up with Dan C's coat on only relised wen i was at colton. So i'll mish up this week with it or send it in post mann. Been diggin both days with Ronnie Rodberg got some dece shit done.

Spent today thinking id thrown up on someone on friday. But turns out i was just threatening to throw up on kier hahaha. God damn whiskey. Been a well nice weather today blue skys and high cirrus clouds. Saw the first sign to tell us that spring really is upon us.

Stonewall Jackson side. Crazy rocks

Found this bunch of feathers and it had the bone atatched to it. guess a fox or puma had a nice chow down.

Riding home on this road is normally cars wizzin past every second. But it got closed off cos of some weird car wreck. none of cars had damage so fuk knows wat went on. Then further along the rode home some dicks in a car swerve over on my side of rode to try scare me, so i try give their car a good old boot but i missed sucks. God damn dicks. So dry down woods need to rig up a water catcher and hope for a nice week of rain.

Now Manic March is here so better get finish the last few jumps quick and get ur wrists ready for a beating.

A God damn long post. If u made it thru God damn well done