Friday, 16 December 2011

Badass BITCHES

Well alot of shit has gone down since I gave up on updating this thing. Lost two jobs one for been too wild and the other because I didnt want to make small talk with MTB nerds. But now i live in canada which is sick as fuk, hanging around with this canadian guy that looks exactly like ozzy osbourne. Ended up riding his girfriends extra bike that she has here at the hostel with them drunk going to their apartment to play guitar. End up crashing into ozzy haha his kickstand fell off, but i have duct tape in my back so i duct tape the sucker up and carry on get to their place he's got like 20 guitars acoustics electrics even a 78 gibson sg. Plug in and start jamming with him his girlfreinds past out amps on full blast, shit falling off shevels and shit. He's so sick like just ripping the sucker up it was insane. crack open a few cans and smoke some weed, jamming till like 3am then i ride vera's bike back find my way no problem which is wierd like 30 min ride back.

Last night was just gonna have a chiller, bought a big can of colt 45 and a 40oz of olde english. went out to the patio bit to get some fresh air, and he's there playing pool with his freinds. It was his birthday so i chill with them, then they say i have to come out with them so i thought fuk it. End up at this bar with karioke in the baddest ghetto in toronto. This 60 year old guy starts talking to me, tells me he shot his brother because he was raping his sister right infrount of him haha splattered his brains out, spent 15 years in jail because of it. haha he was sound tho. later on this guy with track suit bottoms up to his chest starts of ozzy cause he kept knocking him when he went by, but they work it out and its all fine. Then as im in the toilet go back out dont find them so go outside and this other guys started on him for supposidly doing something to his girlfreind. We retreat into this ally way with a fence vera's telling him to fuk off and that, he tries to get in but vera just kicks him in the balls 4 times. Then his freinds drag him off and he tells ozzy next time he sees him hes gonna kill him haha. we try to get back in the bar but they wont let us in. So we walk to his freinds house near by and its a full on crack/meth den, but they were freindly enough then its half 3 when vera gets paid so got to atm she gets cash and we go to buy crack not me but im with them just so i can get home. ozzy spills this guys crack all over street he gets pissed off so we got up to the pissed off guys apartment projects. they get some more crack and sort it out. I see the dealer pull this knife from his back and puts it in a draw, we leave a bit after standing around on this corner were all these other shady guys are waiting for a taxi get one and go to their place. I leave at like 3 then get lost on the way home and end up miles away but i see the cn tower so walk to that get back to the hostel at like 5 30 haha. A wild but funny night.

Got a skype job interview on monday for a place out in jasper alberta serving food and beverages, gonna nail it man. Place looks too sick they even have a phone up booze store, just phone up tell em what you want and they deliver it. If i dont get the job im still gonna go out there or that area since its easier when you apply in person. Gonna get some serious snowraging done there too, moutain snowraging thats the hot thing. fuk pussy hills haha. A long read, god damn well done if you made it through. Merry Christmas and a happy new year shame i wont be around to party this year, but i'll party for you if you party for me ahaha. Kinda nice updating again. There will be more, try and take some pics of my own if i figure out how to use this new camera. Keep your eyes peeled for the Kicked up a knotch snowrage vid, its coming. till then keep watching the skies.
















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