StevenAlbertWalker

Hopping Cities and Sinking Beers

2012-01-22T16:08:00.000-08:00

These are the only pictures i got of toronto. New years eve was funny, i was wasted. Went to city hall to see some fireworks with some people, so busy i was stumbling around falling into people haha. They all looked horrifed, got lost in the crowd, dont remember seeing any fireworks but i know i was there aha. deceided to head back to the hostel i get lost walking back then these 5 badmen crowd around me and are like give me your bag. So i think ive only got one beer in there and my camera, ipod and webcam. I have insurance so i think fuck it theres 5 of them and one wasted me, not worth getting beaten up, stabbed or shot over a duct taped ragged backpack. so i had it over and go back to the hostel. keep gettin wasted and past out on the couch haha.

The new years beer stitch

Decided i'd have enough of city living, its good for a while but it annoys me after a while. Countrys were its happening. So hopped a greyhound to banff took pretty much 3 days, was so sick got to see the forests and lakes of northern ontario. Tons of moose tracks but didnt see one which is a shame. Then saw the flats of manitoba and saskatchewan, was crazy in winnipeg we had a 4 hour layover to swap busses, go outside for a walk its freezing look at this clock with the temperature on it and its -43. Lookly i bought thermals before i skipped toronto, forgot to buy gloves tho haha, my mustash freezes with ice on that was wild. Then got out of the flats and up onto the rolling prairies of west saskatchewan and alberta. Leave calgary and start climbing up into the rockie mountains to banff. Get in at 9 30pm, walking through town to the hostel and its -31 freeze stash again. It was a enjoyable bus journey, i didnt have anything to do but look out the window and watch the scenery change.

This is where im at now, surrounded by mountains so sick. The hostels awesome got a bathroom in the room with a jacuzzi big pimping, got a fireplace and tv in the room too and can see mountains for my bed next to the window. 6 bed room but theres only me and one other person in it. Was coming back from safeway where i got 3 cans of soup for $5 bucks, got 2 sausage and chicken gumbo and 1 southwest chicken. Anyway going back and see these 2 deer just walking about town haha chilling. Been on serious job mish too, hopefully i get this one at this ski/snowboarding and hiking shop. Not buying any gloves till i hear about that job cos then i'll get discount haha. found the best liqour store too, today i got 15 cans of 7% beer for $16.25 buzzranger price
Gonna buy a snow rage once i land a job, trek up one of the mountains and build some take offs. serious bussiness.

My brothers been emailing me pics of him messing with my dad, which im starting to miss doing. Also he's been telling me about all the funny, this is the latest antics he's got up to.

He went to a curry house last week that said bring your own beer (as they didn't have an alcohol licence), so he took down 4 cans of Fosters, then when he walked in they asked him if he wanted one of their beers. He started swearing and then said yes and had to walk back outside to put his cans in the car, he was still swearing when he came back in. Then he sat down and started smiling at everyone. It was well funny. Also on the same day we'd gone to Wrexham so I could buy a new race suit, he went into the toilet in the shop. The when he came out he said he'd done a shit so big it was a double flusher and it absolutely stank, Mum kept telling him to shut up but he kept going on about it and how the guy who went in after him gave him a funny look.

Till next time later bitches

Badass BITCHES

2011-12-16T18:06:00.000-08:00

Well alot of shit has gone down since I gave up on updating this thing. Lost two jobs one for been too wild and the other because I didnt want to make small talk with MTB nerds. But now i live in canada which is sick as fuk, hanging around with this canadian guy that looks exactly like ozzy osbourne. Ended up riding his girfriends extra bike that she has here at the hostel with them drunk going to their apartment to play guitar. End up crashing into ozzy haha his kickstand fell off, but i have duct tape in my back so i duct tape the sucker up and carry on get to their place he's got like 20 guitars acoustics electrics even a 78 gibson sg. Plug in and start jamming with him his girlfreinds past out amps on full blast, shit falling off shevels and shit. He's so sick like just ripping the sucker up it was insane. crack open a few cans and smoke some weed, jamming till like 3am then i ride vera's bike back find my way no problem which is wierd like 30 min ride back.

Last night was just gonna have a chiller, bought a big can of colt 45 and a 40oz of olde english. went out to the patio bit to get some fresh air, and he's there playing pool with his freinds. It was his birthday so i chill with them, then they say i have to come out with them so i thought fuk it. End up at this bar with karioke in the baddest ghetto in toronto. This 60 year old guy starts talking to me, tells me he shot his brother because he was raping his sister right infrount of him haha splattered his brains out, spent 15 years in jail because of it. haha he was sound tho. later on this guy with track suit bottoms up to his chest starts of ozzy cause he kept knocking him when he went by, but they work it out and its all fine. Then as im in the toilet go back out dont find them so go outside and this other guys started on him for supposidly doing something to his girlfreind. We retreat into this ally way with a fence vera's telling him to fuk off and that, he tries to get in but vera just kicks him in the balls 4 times. Then his freinds drag him off and he tells ozzy next time he sees him hes gonna kill him haha. we try to get back in the bar but they wont let us in. So we walk to his freinds house near by and its a full on crack/meth den, but they were freindly enough then its half 3 when vera gets paid so got to atm she gets cash and we go to buy crack not me but im with them just so i can get home. ozzy spills this guys crack all over street he gets pissed off so we got up to the pissed off guys apartment projects. they get some more crack and sort it out. I see the dealer pull this knife from his back and puts it in a draw, we leave a bit after standing around on this corner were all these other shady guys are waiting for a taxi get one and go to their place. I leave at like 3 then get lost on the way home and end up miles away but i see the cn tower so walk to that get back to the hostel at like 5 30 haha. A wild but funny night.

Got a skype job interview on monday for a place out in jasper alberta serving food and beverages, gonna nail it man. Place looks too sick they even have a phone up booze store, just phone up tell em what you want and they deliver it. If i dont get the job im still gonna go out there or that area since its easier when you apply in person. Gonna get some serious snowraging done there too, moutain snowraging thats the hot thing. fuk pussy hills haha. A long read, god damn well done if you made it through. Merry Christmas and a happy new year shame i wont be around to party this year, but i'll party for you if you party for me ahaha. Kinda nice updating again. There will be more, try and take some pics of my own if i figure out how to use this new camera. Keep your eyes peeled for the Kicked up a knotch snowrage vid, its coming. till then keep watching the skies.

oh shiateeeeeeee

2010-05-18T05:57:00.000-07:00

Been fuking ages like. On the hibernation/disappering mish, think soon i'll reappear tho. Alot of shit has gone down seems like a shit rivers running through at the moment, But with rivers come gold if ur lucky. So im holding out. Bought a roadbike since i get them cheap now so been on missions with that a bit and walkin mishes too. Found my favorite field ever the other day had a sick tree house in it too, sloppy cow pat all over but fuk it. Been doing quite a bit of riding too which is good, since i dint really ride all winter. Seems like other old people are coming back to it too.

Almost feels like old times which is sweet.

Also been doing tons of mining reasearch far too interesting. Gonna just start diggin my cave/mine again soon found the best location. I guess juston and jono are livin it up in texas at the mo and might be extending there trip for anouther month the lucky dogs. Im on the saving mission now, gonna get away from this place as much as i can if not forever. This shit rivers a blessing in disguise made me relise how waffer this place is. It swallows your soul and never lets u leave, its nice and all but i can think of 10 million places id rather be. So i guess this shit rivers got me flowing.

Sick shack that man. Had the weirdest dream today drempt that colt fake had died, an i was in orlando riding and partying with all the banned bmx lot to celebrate colt. Was fuked woke up thinking it had acutally happened.

Best fuk fancy tricks, just blast it and ragdoll it. Been listening to alot of blues and this sort of stoner metal sort of think i think it is dunno but its rad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_en6CMpRmBU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKcvPwHyJpo

Also watch Cadillac Records its a cool film and watch all the trailer park boys, bubbles kicks ass.

Little Walter best harp player ive ever heard.

Digging Rehab

2010-02-17T09:35:00.000-08:00

The new line is finished now last sets a beast taller than me by quite a bit haha. Now were on fun line. Allat had a dece idea of making a full on start for it off one of the existing rollers, hes been puttin work in too dialing in his spade skills ready for the enevitable claying season which takes its toll on ur hands and wrists.

Looks sick working up near start, when u look at all the jumps.

getting mazed

I mod'ed my spade since allat bought one and the come with shit foot tabs on now so u carnt pack with em. This ones gotta last

Solo mish's are sick, scary when everythings thawing out sounds like someones creeping up on u. I probs wont be seeing most of u for a while, less it gets dry.

So have a good rest of winter, farewell.

Happy New Year

2010-01-24T10:17:00.000-08:00

Well had a rate shit week last week got my window of my car smashed dint even steal owt the cunts, axe broke first day of using it, slipped on ice and got this huge lump were my tail used to be causing me to walk like a rate ronson. But shit happens i guess cud have been worse, managed to scam pease's of garforth to give me a new plastic axe that cost £10 more but i got it for price of the cheaper one aha. Anyway enough about shit. The woods are looking too sweet, we've nearly finished the new line just one more takeoff to build. Shit looks to sick down there get mazed out in some points haha.

90 hip beast. Take off needs widening like and still need to pack and shape the tranny of the landing so it aint a flat bank haha.

The new spine racer tech thing after 90 hip

Mazed

Gonna make a tunnel in summer me. Been raging Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 to fuck, i mod'ed it so its even sweeter. Ive found its alot like building trails except you dont take off, you just go up down and around ahah. The woods this year are gonna be so sick everythings been stacked and mod'ed if it was been a bitch last year, come down in summer got a beast of a bbq idea and make some S.A.W bbq sauce haha. No trail kill, only trail chill.

Lucero are too sick

Best

2009-12-22T06:15:00.000-08:00

Digging Solution

2009-12-16T06:26:00.000-08:00

digging solves everything. Finally got my camera working, so heres recent woodland creations.

The redone set after 2nd berm

The new line

Skinny winny isnt really skinny anymore. Mabe shud call it fatty watty

Was taking a break and just randomly looked up at the sky and theres this squiral right at the top of tree chillin on a right thin branch. Dint get phased by anything. Sick guy.

Foggy darkness creeping

Pretty offit that its christmas next week. Next year at woods shud be 2 rad lines and then a load of little ones going off from them and shit. Off on a strict diet of just digging and riding now me, ive been doing alot of bad things.

Ewok Washboard ahahaha yeh

sorry

2009-12-01T11:30:00.000-08:00

Been on a bit of a hiatus this month alot of shits been happening but nothing at all really. One of those trips. started digging properly again not that robo cop ever stopped haha machine using my spade aha. But yeh next summers gonna be bigger better faster so far. Photocatcher shit the bed so only one recent pic of the fresh hip take off. Gonna be rad tho its as tall as me now. Bit of a bastard to build and get to stay there tho, mud has a mind of its own.

Pretty fucking lost at the moment. Nothing much makes sence, but then again when does life make any sence. Life's just to live.

Rad film nothing like I expected in a good way.

Delta house rule. no lies

I recent and I recite

2009-11-04T08:34:00.000-08:00

Why do so many people just cruise from school straight into a boring ass job that they will stay in for the rest of their lives. Because their too arrogant, ignorant, passive. The majority dont have any consistence and not constituaty, just want to earn money and spend money. No care in their mind just "oh did you catch x factor last nite wow that somebody or somebody was good even simon cowell thought so". Fuck that TV's shit apart from a select few rad programs like eastbound and down, kings of queens, globe trekker and simpsons. But what i aim to say is its just to generic, monotonous and sentencing. I think the people that say get a job, get a job. Are the ones i feel most sorry for mabe their happy at their job and well done for them but its not all as easy as it was for you. And i think theres too much emfasis on getting a job and not near enough of been happy in your head and been satifyed with your job ect happy.
fullfillment is everything. And context too, corner points in my conduction of the english language

Clean shaven, short haircuts and fat pasty same looking cunts. I really am sorry about this rant of a post but im far to pissed off to let it fly. Too many people "just doing it for a job". Wish there were still pirating times like blackbeards times, at least it will shake these incideous basterds up a bit. True Gypsys know how to live. None of this stealing mabe from billion doller companys but no small time people that are actually gonna miss the money and suffer because of.

Fuck it rant over. Very true statement.

Say what you feel, what you think. I'll defend your right to say it.

If its anything unsavoury i have faith in humanity that it will not allow REAL cunts to get in like before but things always go wrong just dont conform to it.

2009-10-28T14:24:00.000-07:00

One stone cold fox

Verbal Warning

2009-10-28T07:01:00.000-07:00

Well i guess i got one of these at work today because i missed a tiny bit when priming. Pretty stupid really i could under stand if it was paint but priming come on. Wants everything doing fast as but wants it to be completely perfect aswell that aint gonna happen, considering i just learnt how to paint about a month ago. Probs gonna get let go soon. fuck it.

Were all like this cat in the end

Helpless.

Hahaha this wud be a buzzranger of a game. Interesting to see george go against kramer, hard to call that one.

Can you imagine treking all over that.

If i do get let go. Might just make a hut in the woods and live there raiding tesco dumpsters for food and making sweet tables and chairs from the woods to sell for essencials such as liquor and toothpaste.

Fulfillment is everything

Context Is Everything

2009-10-18T14:16:00.000-07:00

no one seems to care anymore its all to generic

Shitasion. concreteation not a tree in sight. All thats natural is the river, but thats getting bunged up

Hr the old basterd in paris before he ate shit

Profound for a sign.

I think ive lost something.

Just one of those things.

Well really i dont know anymore

2009-10-11T12:54:00.000-07:00

Autumn now layers, colours and smells. Gonna move over there to them pictures soon as i can, were some proper moutains and proper forests are. Buy me a acre of land pretty close to a town for essential supplies like liquor and toothpaste. Buy it in spring sleep rough thru summer chopping and making a cabin then its all done pick up some decorative metal/welding work when essential supplies are low. An chill it, ride, make some tapes and scare.

Saturday chilled at petes for a bit, then stared at garforth cliff till 4:00am

Sunday was good but shit had some beers went out driving the country, started freaking out cos i had red light on petrolium and i was completly lost on some country road. Luckly i came across a tank lobber, so filled barry up and continued to get lost.

2009-09-29T11:44:00.000-07:00

Pensive Brain

2009-09-27T12:23:00.001-07:00

Melancholy Body. Had a buzzing weekend cruised the trails got a little drunk but with no hangovers, and got a new bruise bulge on my leg that makes me walk like a ronson. Haha its all good tho. Today middlesbough guys came down had a sweet sesh in the woods was rad. Probably the most people we've ever had down there. Started work on the shack, so i rekon soon once its all dialed and that and if the weather stays dry gonna have a jam campout rigger. Still no pics of riding my photocatchers waffer. Heres some ones of this mission i did at like 6 at night to fairburn inns to ride around see sweet views. Ended up getting a punny so walked back like 10 miles got back at 8 30 tho cos i was raging walking.

Soon as i got there i saw these rat/mouse things and a sweet ass black white an red bird. Bird was too fast for me tho.

A Bad Day At Black Rock

Went in this viewing hut thing and was covered with huge spiders, i freaked the fuck out. There was a huge one in petes on saturday had fangs and shit.

So nice round there, might get an inflatable dingy and take a float out there before the weather turns dire. Then wen it snows can use dingy again send it of snow ramps, gonna build a track this year with snow berms and rollers and shit.

I dont get why people start work so early its stupid. Be way better to work 10-7 or something, half the time ur too fucked to do anything when u get home at like 5 45-6 so it wud make sense to start work later so u get sleep then work later as u carnt do shit really anyway. God Damn.

Take it easy shanty shack time next weekend haul the tin roof over from gunners.

King Harvest

2009-09-16T12:41:00.000-07:00

Friday night was definatly eventful i found a shop that sells miller even tho they dont make cans here anymore. Fuck Pissy Bottles. Then i guess me and Tom beat 7 bells out of each other for fun haha. I got slammed into a radiator, he slammed into a brick. On saturday no hangover really except i was 2 seconds slow in the head. But then again im always like that aha. So hit red rock, was dece sesh started to ride the new line in which is sick. Some of its hard, but some of it is still groovy. still fast as shit tho haha. Figured out some manuel challenges too. Sunday hit red rock again, rageing. Finally jumped skinny winney, its a sweet ass set. Buzzsawed it one of the times haha, but i rode away so its cool. Reginald jumped the set after too, Macca came down too and jumped skinny winney too. Too dialed that kid, no brakes fuck that.

Been watching this movie on repete every night i guess haha. Its far too rad. "potato chips there everywhere aha ha ha ah ha" "it wasnt broken when i got out" "oh he's drunk how would he know where were going. Yeah how would he know, thank you. Thank you honk honk." still beeping. Del does the drunk jesture haha. "Jeez what a moron" "Del Del Del" "What?" BOOM. "Ahaha we can laugh about it now where ok haha. But I mean wow that was close aha haha".

Rad car too, a base for my car i rekon with the wood vinyl and the green. Gonna rig some custom gadgets soon i rekon like candy dispenser on roof, drill drink holders into dashboard and wood every thing up in the interor.

Rekon red rocks gonna be raging again this weekend which is rad. Especially since justons back From the US Of A, hopefully he's not working his ass away right away so he can sesh woods. Come down if you read this we'll be there both days, anyones welcome. Chill It.

Guy Photocatched Native Americans Because he thought there ways would be destroyed soon, and wanted to capture them carrying out their true lifes. Goes to show you never can tell, till its gone.

"Dont loose your brain inside your mind"

S.A.W

Madsyked For Autumn

I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey

2009-09-08T11:52:00.000-07:00

Things are going quick. Rekon were gonna have this line finished for november haha missions. Guess the rains came last week so robert dougal melvinson got the new shit we built packed. Fucking clarts in spar. Go in to buy some week beers, new person on till. ID's me so no problem, give it to her. Then she starts laughing cos that pic was taken when i had short hair and shit. Then the clart calls her supervisor because she carnt tell even thou i push my hair back and it was a driving licence with feckin illumination shit. So she serves a customer, then fecking loses my id down back of till sour, laughing all the way the claret. Finally supervisor comes gets id from till then asks me if id paid for them already, was fully thinking of saying yeh and walking out. But had motor so i would have been flushed and stalled alot of times haha. Let her off tho rekon it was her first day, made amusment just for how much of a clart she was aha.

Found a ballbearing grenade in the woods pretty offit shit man. Mabe a present/boobytrap from the B witch. Fuk that shit steer well clear of her, i dont wanner get cursed anymore. Woods might be riding this weekend if the weather does what its ment to do from today.

See u there either way digging or riding

Kirk Is A Jerk

2009-08-31T12:51:00.000-07:00

Buzzed the 3 day weekend with digging, hanging out in the woods and whiskey bucketing it. I need to lay off the latter i rekon. Guess friday night i was wasted, and was stood at top of petes stairs with lights off pissing down the stairs. Peter sincerly apologise about that. God podger something bad always happens when i go there in the night. Makes me piss down stairs, in fathers closet and vom in my sleep. Fuck that shit. Philfest was madrad, got asked if i was a rambler haha. Had some madrad fire staring and sky staring too, its sweet puts things into perspective and maxes you.

The New Line shits gonna be fast. The new biggest deck ever litrally a 2 foot deck not for anything but the crack ahaha. Manny challange on this set, if you want to be madrad have to nose manny it. That wud be very savory, and would result in high fives. After this Shady Acres tribute racer, this new line has very good clay just a few inches from the top of ground to really deep its rad. Built a clay pit that im gonna turn into a cave i rekon. Dust mounds at the moment the rain doesnt seem to be getting to them or mabe its just drying up fast.

Think ive figured how to make the photo captures bigger which is madrad. Been getting syked for Autumn, especially with this picture. Carnt wait for that autumn smell when ur out in the wild, hopefully it will be a dry one so trails will be hitting all day everyday.

Rekon im gonna be going up woods alot this week in the evenings get some digging done. Come up and help if you like that would be

madrad

Buzzranger

2009-08-16T13:43:00.000-07:00

This is designed to be a quick buzzranger post. Trails were running again today, after some dialing in work with some wet patches. Guess we've finally named the trails now too there called Red Rock on acount of the abundence of red rocks we find and the orange/red sweetass mud. Had some visitors too today which was rad as. We sorted the roller out after skinny on friday, and it works sweet as now no more taking off on it haha, just needs to get ridden in and hardend up. Ron Fregisan made a funny movie the other day too.

A day of Light from Rob Goodall on Vimeo.

start work tommorow which is a bit shitty i guess, but i rekon it will be fun and act as a buzzranger for weekends be buzzang for riding or digging. Weathers ment to be pretty good till wednesday night so rekon evening sessions will be going down for me come up and ride. be fun im sure. Think were gonna start work on a shanty shack too.

Garth "The Hammer" Johnson

2009-08-13T12:37:00.000-07:00

Well Carnt remember too much of friday nite but the bits i remember were funny. Saturday was pretty dire felt sweet as till the afternoon so i had some push pops, OJ and relelntales, no sympathy from them. Then on night bought some beers chilling with one in my chillang spot feeling sick, then i projectile puke stand up puke again thought my chest was gonna cave in haha then puke some more, chilled at bens then went home and slept for ages. Felt buzzang day after tho was sweet. Since we tarped the whole line including the floor, and digging sweet ass drainage ditches. The weathers gone pretty sweet and the trails are dry and running fast as of today. Yesterday they were patches still so we decided to start work on the new line which shud be rad. Heres some pictures for ur photocatchers.

After all this rain we've had the trails are getting well over grown and mossy. If you carnt tell by the pictures the new bit is gonna be a platfrom to roller that goes down into the ground. Feels sooooooo good to be riding in the woods again, best buzzranger you can have. Funny too especially wen u dont think it will be that fast then u get rolling, blast to mach 10 just hold on. My bike has turned into a music machine with all the wild noises it makes, today it sounded as if i had suspension on it haha.

If you havnt checked this video out yet, you need to it is insanely offit. Precision at its most finest http://www.mach-es-machbar.de/

I'll try get some riding photos if my catcher can handle that. If not i'll put some clips together i rekon.

Shittest update yet but fuk it

Fucked Up Mannn

2009-07-26T04:20:00.000-07:00

Jesus christ the jam was a sweet time chilled to fuk with coffee, RIP buddy. Was gonna go party, but i was feeling a bit sic. Probs cos id only eaten some doritos allday but i cudnt be bothered eating, i dont really like eating have to be in the right mood for it i guess. So i decide to set off at like 10 30ish thinking i cud get the last train back to g town. Shitting my self riding thru hyde some g rats on corner say something, but im just bombing past then look round and one of thems following me on his bike but he cudnt catch me so he gave up.Get to the train station at 11 and theres a york one at 11 42, so i think sweet look at the board to check and its just going to york no stop offs. Shitty. So back out on the road shitting it again riding home, wudnt have been scary if it was later on like 1 or 2 since its dead then. Just fully bomb it to holton keeping eye out for rats few people shout stuff at me but its sound cos im bombed by the time they relise. Get home at 12 funny as fuck bloodshot eyes and sweating like fuck, brush my teeth and gan to bed. Then had the crazyest raddest dream ever.

That was the route just random at the time of the dream like oh lets just go over there. Crew was james, juston, rob, and pete. First bit from florida to kentucky was well chilling going over the mountains and thru forests. Then got to Illinois and like it was this Plateu just like a huge mountain with a theme park on top and we were walking on this wooden roller coaster track proper high and looking over shitting it. Then James starts fuking rocking it to fuk i get thrown over hangin on with my hands hysteically laughing saying stop it stop it, by this time its rocking 90 degree to 90 degree on the other side.

I fall off but only fall like a foot or two cos the roller coaster shrank im like wat the fuk look at it and its back up to like 100 something foot tall so we walk out of Illinois and into black foot country like huge boulders and mountains and pines was rad. scary too tho cos there were wolfs about but they didnt have no beef with us. Then im smelling the pines and this indian comes up to us ands like yo check out this swimming hole its sweet so leads way to this sweet as shit swimming hole like with water fall and every thing, so chill with a swim go up water fall and slide off it like a slide. Then say see u to the indian and we get walking again and get to oregon just surrounded by overgrown green plants and forest. Then into northern cali with the big redwoods finally see the pasif go for a dip, and chill there. but im like man i wanner go back to black foot country. then i woke up haha.

Weird as fuk. Alot of writing to read but if u made it well done, i hope u had as much fun reading it as i did dreaming it. So buzzing wen i woke up, its gonna happen trip for sure.

Towers By The Sea

2009-07-12T12:55:00.000-07:00

Today ive been on a sweet ass mission. Went over to bridlington and around there took the scenic route, which was rad as. Saw this huge sick house tower but didnt stop i had places to be. Saw some really big old mansions too, one was covered in viney leaf things so much that it had grown over the windows and the front door was sick. Drove along the frount at brid then went up to flanbourgh head and parked up and took a walk along the cliffs.

Then it was getting late so i decided to head back and on the way stop at that house tower. Set off at like 5 30, but i ended missing aload of turnings and turning round then suddenly i was in brid again haha crazy. It was now 7 15, so i said fuk it aint never gonna find it, headed back. Then was looking out the window at fields then suddenly saw it, got well syked and turned it round then rallyed up this big long straight road. Got out at it and it was amazing so good. Read this letter that told you about it and it said this.

The monument is 120ft (37 metres) high. It was built in 1865, in honour of Sir Tatton Sykes, 4th baronet (1772-1863), by "those who loved him as a friend and honored him as a landlord", as the inscription says. You used to be able to go inside it but they wont let you now which sucks ass wud of been sweet as fuck to go inside it see for miles.

Some better photo's i found of it since my camera doesnt pick up detail too good. Far too syked about finding it, probably one of the most beautiful monument/building thing ive ever seen. Thats saying something since ive seen alot all over the world, arc de triumph, eiffel tower, golden gate bridge and fuk loads more.

Sir Tatton on his steed. Some fine ass masonry work

Hell on hyde this saturday saturday saturday. Gonna be sick as fuk, hope its sunny for it. Wud be more savory.

A fine thing to invest in. Might aswell go exploring its fun, photos are good but wen u actually see it with ur own eyes its a million times better than any photo.

France Mission

2009-07-07T05:08:00.000-07:00

Well hello again, its been awhile. But i shud be back on everyweek stitch now. About a month back or something i went to Nice and around there for the weekend. Was a sweet time nice weather, rad sights and sick plate stacks. One of the days we were going swimming and i forgot to put swimming trunks on wen we were gettin ready so i went in with just my normal shorts on was sick, but on train ride back the seat i was sat on got fully soaked haha. Wud have been funny to be there wen someone sat on it and hear them cry out sacre bleu ahaw haw haw. Anyway i'll let the photographs speak for them selfs.

The thing between our heads is a butterfly sweet deal.

I'll get some captures of the woods soon there looking sweet and were riding fast before this rain. Last sets gonna blow ur mind and movies still in the process of gettin done.

Marvelous Missions

2009-05-10T12:22:00.000-07:00

Missions went down today. Went to see if micky parks rideable and to my suprise it is. They've done most of the big bowl, i dint take my bike so i carnt say wat its like. Then drove to see some sweet sites, and stopped off just outside ledsham and walked along this public path. Found the sweetest wood on that walk aswell so nice, i think thats my number 1 wood ive been in i love that place. got offit flowers growing there too and they smell superb.

The tarps have come which is rad, keep everything we've dialed in dialed. Not much more stuff to sort out now. We changed the berm racer set into just one big vert berm, thing looks pretty crazy its like my shoulder high.

This time of year is sick everything smells sweet and looks sweet. So green down at the woods now and theres little flowers and stuff coming up aswell. Were blessed with some marvelous views around here.

Then went on the road again and ended up in the country around bramham and parked up and went for a walk. Then rallyed it back over here and went to ride my bike. Then after tea i went on a mission again the woods to get them pics. Then went on the road and saw a hot air balloon was weird haha. Then railed it over to this sick spot and climbed this rock face, i was so scared had a panic attack on it half way ahah but i made it.

Sweet pine the sweetest bounty. It wud be nice to have one of these in the woods, rekon i mite take a snipping and cultivate it bring it some tasty water every time i go and sooner then that it will be proper tall and rightious. Guess we mite be building something like this week in the wood behide codbergs house, be a sweet place to chill on night get a little fire going and have some beers, ritas, whiskey, tequila, gran marnier

Cheyenne 696

2009-04-27T14:00:00.000-07:00

Had some dece rain today but i had to do this mock exam shitty thing got 13/40 on maths part. Numbers aint my thing. But i ganned up the woods after tea and got some dialing in, the jumps look so smooth wen it rains there aint no cracks its pretty rad.

Did some mods on the second landing over the weekend. Since it was a hard time to clear it we built it up levi chunkston and shaved a bit off the front. Now its rained it looks sweet as, did some packing on some places on the floors and then sorted out roller after second shud be a nice cruiser last pump before the reavered skinny landing set aha.

Finally made that bench aswell on weekend took me like an hour to hack that up, was crazy i nearly fainted haha. Then took me anouther hour or 2 to chisel out the holes for the poles to sit in worth it tho gonna be rightious wen its totally finished. Still got to do a footrest and backrest for it. Juston grafed on the tree that started it all. The hippest tree in the wood just got hipper with its new bark look complete with austins moto on. Speaking of graf couple weeks back i was taking a slash an noticed some graf on tree like at back of bench. Some shitty love thing so i modded it for them. For when the enevitable happens haha gutted.

Our family is now proud owns of a sweet ass camper van. Its pretty wacked out got sky, fridge, cooker, 2 double beds and 2 single then load more room for people to sleep on floors and chairs and in the garage thing it has. Hopefully u dont have to be 25 to drive it. If u dont missions are gonna go down so save money and we'll get it rallyed all over. Lots of diggin sesh's will be going down at woods this week now its had a good rain so come help and try out the new bench its a sure pleaser.

Tearin' Up The Country

2009-04-24T04:44:00.000-07:00

Is sick. Had to go to job center to sign on today, bastereds moved my time to a shitty time 11.10am now instead of 9 wen i cud have gotten a lift there. I aint no bus guy so i set off riding at 10.10am thought i wud just make it or something. Got there checked time and it was 10.28am ahaha was rad 5 mile ride in 18 minuets. Was sweating it out to fuk tho pretty funny everyone in job center staring at me, nice ride back as well got out of center at 11.10am ish and got back at 11.45am haha made a quick stop tho on way back bought a beverage and looked at a dead cat.

Tuesday Me, Pete and Juston rallied it up to whitley bay to ride the skatepark there. Its rad as fuk pretty weird transitions in some places but makes it more fun can get some sick speed as well. The place aswell is well chill clambered around on the rocks walked on the beach. Gonna take a towel next time and my inflatable raft and go on a mish out to sea.

Trees are really green now dunno bout the ones at the woods shits way too dry to do anything down there at moment sucks. Im sure the rains will come soon, for now just buzz on the rad weather while it lasts. Take it easy.

A pretty good movie http://vimeo.com/3734835

Orange Gold

2009-04-12T12:56:00.000-07:00

Been doing alot of diggin recently just giving everything a layer of the sweet stuff. Woods are getting greener and the weathers getting hotter, just waiting for the day wen u go down and its full canopy and full on buzz sesh. Bought some whiskey on friday something called 4 roses tastes pretty good but shits worst for getting wreckless on. Pete had a sip and threw up before he even swallowed ahahaha. Then i lost my mind, dont remember shit except a woman with a machine gun for a leg shooting fuk loads of zombies and passed out in the bathroom haha

Hopefully wen we got full canopy they wont crack as much and wen we rig up the water but we found. The rains came for a day or two and looks like thats all were gonna end up with for a while. So rekon this is perfect time for some good old carpenteering. Set up The Bench get a fire pit going on there aswell, since we carnt build the cabin yet this will be next best thing.

Saw some weird skater in the woods other day. like piling sticks up against a tree then he sees us and walks off weird. Go over to see what he had done and turns out he was building some teepee was actually pretty sick who knows if he'll come back.

Gonna ride the woods in again tommorow and get some carpenteering down. Come up if u want pretty sure it will be fun.

Cruised

2009-04-05T10:50:00.000-07:00

The woods all weekend. Its been the raddest weekend ive had in months, nothing beats cruising thru the woods. Shame we cud only sesh to the second berm tho. Everything works really good, one crank then cruise the rollers and ur going mach 10 its rad. The double roller which is just a set really needs to get dialed in wen we get some rain pretty cracked and shitty but it works same with the berm at the top of it. This vid kicks ass. well it wud of done if embeding shit went right with me. so heres the link http://vimeo.com/3941958

Haha went otb today on the racer, was scary as fuk. Done my heal in a bit cos i got tangled in my cranks sucks, but at least thats over with the first otb's always the worst aha. Ment to rain all week so come to the woods and help us get em slapped in like the rollers. Got anouther movie in the works aswell so hold on to ur scalps.

Holding back on the cabin aswell pretty bummed out, but cud be the difference between trails and no trails so deal with it. Weird had some dog walker saying hes thinks it fuks the woods up, then he says hes all for it, then says if it starts bringing all the scroats down then he'll kick them in his self because dog walkers are scared of people been in the woods with them i guess. fuking cunts if ur scared to go in a wood because of people how the fuk do u manage to walk down the street. Some people dear me. Then had this rad guy and his son come down thought he was gonna be like the other guy, but instead turns out he was really syked that we'd built them and came down cos his son wanted to see em. Chatted a bit and went on there way. In the end its better to be rad then a cunt to people if its first time u seen them.

A good funny film. "God sent him." "On a fuking suzuki." Micky parks look sweet got a tour round by the rat kids other day haha. If it rains this week come down to the woods and help out. It wud be most rad of you.

Grip Hand and Broken Wrists

2009-03-31T13:52:00.000-07:00

Finally got a little rain the other week so we started packing and smoothing, im gonna really have to be arsed to go buy a water butt. No leaves, No water= Desert. Guess its not too bad tho syked to test the jumps then if they dont work so good can change them wen the enevitable spring rains come. The woods are slowly getting greener tho which is rad just wish the trees came on first

haha guess my photocatcher doesnt like to look at the sun. GDC Adam Zacharias Wright is making a t-shirt. Gonna look like this but better because the colouring was done by me on MS Paint. Colouring is really fun.

Shud buy one tho just for the crack or to look big chilling ahaha. The weather is ment to be really decent all week so some of the trails will be gettin run in, come up on weekend for chill or ride or help dial or all three. Some of micky sud be riding soon all of its ment to be done by beggining or may, lets just hope its not as slippy as wakey. Fuk That Place.

Its April fools day tommorow i think. Just remember u can only rage the fools till 12 then after that the fool is on u. which wud be ashame if its a really good funny fool.

Monolith

2009-03-15T13:03:00.000-07:00

Some funny stuff has been happening recently. I passed the driving test which is sick. Friday nite was funny drifting from one house party to the other on the same street as the first one sort of got busted by policia, then on way back to jameses to get the steed find some kid wasted on the floor. So were like u alrite son and hes like nooooo...i think....ive...got ink...poisoning haha rekon by that he ment alcohol poisoning and he said hed rung an ambulence which is pretty crazy because he said he just wanted to go home and he lived just round the corner lazy cunt.

Before Saturday

After

Sunday i was up at 5am because had to drive the parents to the jet port. Pretty weird driving back on your own, wen u have no clue were u are. Ended up going down some closed off road. i knew it was closed off but i did it anyway. Then later missioned it with codjohnson and built the Last Take off Monolith yesssssssssssss.

Spring is definatly here now floors gettin green and its been quite warm a few days windy but warm yeh warm. The wheelbarrows out of action after been used for 6 barrows haha. Need some sturdyer rod.

Hahaha Ron drove up today. parked were normally do, then wen reverse out theres something on the wiper so get out an its a note goes like this " oi knobhead dont park in front of the gate :~$ " guess from the crosser people that use feild over the motorway. there just not man enough to rally it over wooden blocks aha.

Then decide to go check micky park out. Wasnt expecting much, something like garforth u know. Holy Fuck parks gonna be the best one in leeds no doubt. better than wakey i rekon. The bit they have done is like one big bowl but like hips and shit all over so many lines. I'll stealth some pics wen i go up next. Just hope it isnt sketchy wen its open in like 2 months i rekon but it is micky. Just Rage it anyway. Rightious a sick skatepark down the road.

Get Buzzin and dialing bikes and mud

Dizzy Head & Shaking Limbs

2009-03-09T15:12:00.000-07:00

Ron rallied the wheelbarrow up to woods this weekend, so finally got one just as were on the last set aha. Had to rig the wheelbarrow tho. Operating an angle grinder with no eye blockers and a weird dizzy hangover isnt the best thing, but now its rolling on a parasol and gaffer tape y'all big pimpin, tyres bullitproof.

The new take off Ron Jeremy's Bush Diver

Skinshredders these things. Pulled a 50ft one from a tree the otherday so that i cud climb it but i cudnt reach the next grabber and started laughing so dropped off. Solo mish on sunday weather was insane. Like full on hurricane storm, then blue skys sun and warmth, then freezing with hail stone storm and back again. Hopefully this pretty shit winter will mean we will have a summer like we used to. That wud make my year. Did some packing and started work on the second to last landing.

Done quite alot to say we havent used a wheel barrow or dug any side holes. Still alot of work to do tho getting everything packed and more mud on some bits ect wen u think about it. Its loads but wen ur doing it takes no time at all really. 3 more weeks i rekon, found best place for the cabin aswell.

Got the old automobile test tommorow aswell oh shit. just hope i dont have a panic attack haha. If i pass and if i get a car or something straight up spray paint it or nitromors it.

Go Explore somewere with out concrete

God Damn Spring Sickness

2009-03-01T11:33:00.000-08:00

Haha well friday night was pretty eventful from the bits i remember. damn whiskey. Kai gettin fuked in like 5 minuets haha then riding the bike pile and later on hes in hospital bad shit. Got some sick spiderman tatoos aswell. I rode home again solo mish this time, such a rad ride dead so u can do anything. Somehow ended up with Dan C's coat on only relised wen i was at colton. So i'll mish up this week with it or send it in post mann. Been diggin both days with Ronnie Rodberg got some dece shit done.

Spent today thinking id thrown up on someone on friday. But turns out i was just threatening to throw up on kier hahaha. God damn whiskey. Been a well nice weather today blue skys and high cirrus clouds. Saw the first sign to tell us that spring really is upon us.

Stonewall Jackson side. Crazy rocks

Found this bunch of feathers and it had the bone atatched to it. guess a fox or puma had a nice chow down.

Riding home on this road is normally cars wizzin past every second. But it got closed off cos of some weird car wreck. none of cars had damage so fuk knows wat went on. Then further along the rode home some dicks in a car swerve over on my side of rode to try scare me, so i try give their car a good old boot but i missed sucks. God damn dicks. So dry down woods need to rig up a water catcher and hope for a nice week of rain.

Now Manic March is here so better get finish the last few jumps quick and get ur wrists ready for a beating.

A God damn long post. If u made it thru God damn well done

Times

2009-02-21T10:45:00.000-08:00

moving fast and so are the spades. Went down the trails today with ronald finished off the tranny for the skinny landing and the roller before the set and built the next take off with is going to be rad as fuk. Been a good day nice t-shirt weather digging and saw anouther sweet sunset.

The start of the sick set landing. gonna be landing into 180 berm with a racer in,then a few more sets after and then thats one line done gonna be some twist ass full throtle tech. Well my prediction was sort of wrong we've got until the end of march until its nice. So times definatly running away.

Have to get some of this soon i rekon

Oh yeh go to www.vinylbmx.com/vinyl.html and watch the trails section film they got up. Got me so buzzin the other day i was shaking. Now go put some spades in the ground at the woods times running out

Dead Months

2009-02-14T11:57:00.000-08:00

Are here now sucks. The snows melting along with my enjoyment of winter. Theres nothing till spring, so u gotta stay syked by anymeans necessary.

Rodburg Van Melvinson built a rightious take off the other day.

I Started work on the landing today. Solo sesh so shit was slow, got delirious aswell and started laughing at nothing.

Shud be a rad set. thin landing is going to be pretty funny have to dive bomb it aswell. Good news is Petes back, probably not to him after been in sweet old louisiana and texas for 3 month and coming back to this. Id say we have about 2 months before we get the sweet spell and wen this is getting built so syked to start work on it.

A good but weird movie. Next update wen the landings done i rekon. till then have fun and laugh everyday

The Snow Rage

2009-02-05T05:14:00.000-08:00

Well after many sleepless nights and frustration in the editing room its finally done. enjoy.

Snow Rage from StevenAlbert Walker on Vimeo.

Snow Daze

2009-02-04T10:52:00.000-08:00

Well rode home from leeds at like 5 in the morning on saturday night with rodberg haha was pretty fun ride really. dint even take long and was fully buzzin and sober by the end. but monday at like 6 in morning i got this crazy flu my dad had and threw up all over bedroom floor then ran to toilet chuck up there then rest of night just chuckin up in a bucket at side of bed. spent all the next day in bed sleeping. then felt ok next day weird shit.

And now its been snowing since sunday. insane like ankle deep, can do rad things in the snow tho like put it in ur juice makes it like a mr frosty but with a decent flavor and of course sledging which is almost as fun as riding bikes wen its nice.

A clue to the film coming on as soon as it gets finished processing or something. its gonna blow ur mind. more films to come but just as a buzzrager nothing regular aha.

Do work

2009-01-26T10:41:00.000-08:00

but not shitty work like jobs and crap. good work like diggin carpenteering stackin and shaping. Makes for the best summer as long as u dont get no hassle.

Hasstel

Started landing today hard work clearing out all that spike bush shit, takin shoes off every 10 seconds. A few weeks back before all this hassel came to be I started work on a bench.

Carpenteering's rad should be a nice view in the summer.

Found good mud with this new line and this rad red rock and those red roots. Blood line? redick? a bad day at red rock? haha fuk knows shit at thinkin of names me.

From this

To this

Tombstone landing devastation

The Start finished. Winter wetness and angstness is upon us now gonna be a shitty ass month or so i rekon hope we dont get no more hasstle. go craft mud and find fun

Fuck Off

2009-01-24T13:04:00.000-08:00

Its been a while. Got those winter blues i guess. Some cunt down the woods decided to do over the hip and tombstone which is fuckin shit, we dug up the path but made the old path blend into it but guess somepeople are just dicks. So today we dug up the hip and made it into a tall steep short blastoise berm to the left and built a take off for a chiller slight hip. pretty syked really bit more downhill and seems to be the raddest mud so far.

I miss days like this farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to much, on a fukin downer for sure. Good news is only like 3-4 months till we get the spring hot weeks buzzang. I'll get some pics of the woods wen i find were i put batterys for the photocatcher. Till then go eat a peach or sow your seeds for spring.

Digging

2009-01-03T12:09:00.000-08:00

Has been going down recently, back into the swing of the woods. Still need to stealth a wheelbarrow tho the one we had eye on was gone today which sucks someone must have seen us checking it out yesterday. finished work on the start today gonna be fun times.

changed wat was origionally the first roller into a little cruise set will be more fun. Tombstone set is gonna be pretty mental i rekon gonna be going high and far hopefully sideways if ur rad haha.

The sick rock that i found diggin the start. which way that a way haha. rocks are always a good time just like the trails alian at gunners R.I.P.

Go craft some mud in the woods, can hardly do anything else in this cold cold weather. Pawoods vids rad think theres some copys left still so go buy it and help to save their woods, because ploughed woods is a downer.

Happy New Year

2009-01-02T09:34:00.000-08:00

haha well new years was funny and weird. woke up after my power nap feeling pretty dyam fresh which is rad. had to pay on the way home which sucked a bit but got there for free so it works out. some cunts nicked the wheelbarrow from the old woods and the chain for some reason. walking through the woods to the trails today and heard this whistle that keep on blowing walk further and its some guy with a kestral haha. he dint say anything to me just stared at me, i think its because i was staring at his kestral aha.

forgot to take my photocatcher to the trails again so pics tommorow i swear. built some sick stuff for the start today, stuffs on hold at the bottom because we need a wheelbarrow now. got one lined up for the snatch tho behind the cafe thats open like once a year near trails haha. they wont miss it wat they need it for hauling burgers to the truck drivers. mabe in america but not in garforth hahaha.

The new Hunter s thompson film looks sick, as does the biggie smalls movie. Probably the only good movies that will come out for a few years. unless they actually finish On the road, its a rad rad book and rekon its gonna be a rad film.

Fuck

2008-12-21T05:01:00.000-08:00

drinkin dont work like it used to need a rest from it. gonna go into hibernation, put some work in in the woods and sort my mind out some. but fuk all that, good news is wakefield is open just need the weather to get dry then can rail it round and smash it up.

Tombstone set. tryed to save it but wasnt working 2 days of just been a wall with all that rain made it leaning tower of pisa. so pushed it over and redid it. looks liek its gonna be doozy get some pics wen im up next.

wud be rad to have one of those goin fast but just chillin it. straight up just go on missions out in the countryside see some rad views and just see how far away u can get in one day. got my steed tho

gonna go for a cruise in the cold rain and wind laters. oh and i carnt text or phone people anymore i run out of credit and dont know how to get more haha

New

2008-12-16T08:55:00.000-08:00

Went up woods today and started work on the new take off after the hip we built last week which is gonna be sick i rekon. stuffs got frost bite which sucks get it all smooth in spring tho.

Levi Chunkston landing, best not hang out or it will rip ur feet off aha.

Start

About half way i rekon.

Get diggin carnt do much else now the rains are here.

Rain

2008-12-13T07:46:00.000-08:00

Well guess the rains are coming now. makes diggin funny at least slippin all over place

haha got pretty totaled on rum last nite woke up and had mud all over my trousers and no clue. ate breakfast straight away chuck up. drank some orange juice straight chuck up again so left it. went to woods did a bit of diggin but felt ruff as so went on a little bike ride around see if find an apple to eat. never thought i was gonna enjoy riding in the rain so much it was rad and now i feel buzzin. so if u got a bad hang over go for a bike ride clears it rite up haha

I'll get some pics of trails wen i gan up next.

So until then keep watching the skys

Alaska

2008-12-01T06:30:00.000-08:00

Well its been cold as fuk recently. Just been diggin a load really

Old Road To the woods

New berm shud be fast and fun, Winter green carnt wait till its summer hardly gonna be able to see haha.
Berm and widest take off we've ever build aha. Spade for life rite there, i garentee.That was one of the raddest sunsets ive ever seen pics dont do it justice, was like proper blood red was sick. basically my sundays consist of diggin till sunset then go on a bike ride to see some sweet sights.

Oh yeh better get drawing sick plans cos works is taking out the whole big spine bit in the works an just leavin the bowl. they want people to design it for them, rekon shud just make one huge kickass pool because pools are rad and have more lines than u.

Delicious Pizza

2008-11-22T07:55:00.000-08:00

Fuk yeh pizza nite tonite which is sweett, shud ease my gut rot.

mmmmmm its nice looking a tasty food pictures haha. They love it.

A nice meal to come home to, after been out with old jack johnson frost in the woods and on the road. haha got a new game aswell look into cars passing you and give them the biggest smile. i got a few returned which is rad haha also got some funny and dirty looks.

get syked mother fukers

Welcome

2008-11-21T09:09:00.000-08:00

To Forest Enterprises Worldwide

Autumn is well on with now. Trails got ploughed again by some dick dog walker,but we got some new woods that shud be safe from the cunts that wander woods.

Place is sweet just dont lay on the ground too long or you mite get eaten by the moss moster.

Guys sick as fuk. Gonna make me one of these in spring, if we make it through the winter.get to the woods and build mite aswell with this shit weather